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"Chris Martin and Bono so will burn in hell for your sins!"

November 15 2005

The other day Darkness frontman Justin Hawkins (Justin Hawkins) gave an exclusive interview with the popular glossy magazines, in which he disclosed the truth about the singer of the band Coldplay Chris Martin (Chris Martin) and the legendary Bono of U-2. So, what's the Hawkins blames his "competitors" on the music scene?

To begin with, that this interview was a sensation and greatly increased the popularity is not particularly well-known group with a pseudo name of Darkness (Darkness). Justin, do not hesitate in expressions, denounced the darlings of the public and put all their innermost secrets. Heading the same article, put on the cover of fashion magazine music sounded like no other: "Chris Martin and Bono so will burn in hell for your sins!"

At the beginning of the article Justin Hawkins opens the eyes of fans of Coldplay: «Chris Martin climbs out of his way to become Bono! He wriggles like a worm, just to write more about it and talked. It is popular not because of his musical data, and to gossip, which are constantly surrounded by "his majesty the best guy in the world." He is none other than an ordinary bum, suffering from narcissism. Which of the seven worst sins are not captured his soul? "

"To call her daughter Apple (daughter of Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow named Apple - aut.), It is generally okay? The next daughter would call this clever pumpkin? And if a son, then a banana? "(Gwyneth back in position, so that this PR move is not excluded!) - Did not stop Justin indignant. Well, after all, it's not all!

"Martin vain and proud. Inflated turkey, one word. He is such a complex, he once said that he was afraid to eclipse Bono. Dreaming! He made his arm tattooed with the words «Fair Trade» (an honest, plausible case)! Pose as hypocrites, especially in a conspicuous place made for all to see that he is a fighter for good deeds. After that you can think about it? If a person did a good job, he will not run on the street and shout about it. And Martin will run! "

Bono in Hawkins' revelations that more fruit: "Bono - selfish, and do not even hide it. He has written on my forehead: «holier than thou» (I'm holier than you). Riding his vanity has an audience with the Pope! ".

As for themselves Darkness, they are also not without sin. As it turned out, they bought up all copies of his new album on-line shop eBay, «in order not to leak information!". As you know, the online store comes a few copies of the new album, and they become easy prey for "pirates". Such thefts - are not uncommon and lead to the fact that even before the release of the album are songs everywhere, and all the fans enjoy the stolen mp3 recordings.

In selling album of Darkness with a symbolic name "one way ticket to hell and back ...» (One Way Ticket To Hell ... And Back) Received 28 November.

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