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December 22 2008

Ilya Yashin There are some in Russia, representatives of political parties and movements that are not only smells bad, and stinks in the truest sense of the word.

On Sunday night, Ilya Yashin, the company associates in the Solidarity movement said in a Moscow bar his exclusion from the Yabloko party. More precisely, the official reason for the evening get-togethers became opposition rally to demand the immediate return of Morari, but at the same time drinking and for the liberation of Yashin from the "apple" swamp.

Intoxicated by the smell of freedom Yashin fell out of a bar supported by two satellites - Alexei bulk and Maria Gaidar, who helped Elijah to get to cast them in Malaya Bronnaya car.

- Stinks ... - Thoughtfully Maria Gaidar said, wrinkling her pretty nose.

- Shit, it seems - has confirmed Bulk.

- Why, there's always the case, do not pay attention to - tried to calm his comrades Ilya - and froze: hood of the car really graced the huge pile of crap. Most of this crap!

- Pigeons? - Inquiring clapped lashes Masha and cautiously looked up.

- No, Goblins - the evil cut off Yashin. - Vaughn, a hidden doorway. See how they have horns stir ... Even the camera shoot! Now razdolbaj them on camera fuck - Yashin hissed and walked to the car, muttering that somewhere out there he hid a baseball bat.

- Do not - stop him Bulk. - It's a provocation, cops immediately accepted.

In general, not bothering to further research in the field of determining the source of crap (it is possible that such Ilya Eduard Limonov Here extravagant revenge owner of the car on its roof Ilya Yashin lezginka danced during the "march of dissent" on Nov. 24, 2007 ), my friends bought in the nearest tent, water bottle and washed alien excrement from the vehicle.

"I am fully aware that success yesterday was on my side. I was lucky a lot more than, for instance, Limonov, who shit smeared on the face" - sums up the incident Ilya Yashin.

The question of more or less fortunate Limonov, who was fed crap during the May Day demonstration of Dissent in St. Petersburg , is still unknown. At least on that day about the tastes Limonov learned the whole world and no matter how many times do not have a "crappy" situation Ilya reporters flatly refuse to fix these incidents.

But the smell of feces, however, recently been relentlessly follows a young politician. Not so long ago he was the victim of a bird of unknown origin, obgadivshey Yashin coat .

Nevertheless, it appears that fecal Adventures of Mr. Yashin does not come in dissonance with his political activities. Their smell is equally disgusting.

Arina Semenova

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