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Revelation Shenderovich

October 12 2005
15:40


Voters have a right to know the truth about those who choose! In fact, candidates for elective office is not so often spoil the electorate candid stories about themselves - more cost advertising gloss. But the voters of the 201 (University) District of Moscow, carried - a well-known humorist Viktor Shenderovich, running in this district, is not inclined to hide from people, nothing - not even their sexual habits.

"In the early eighties, the Trans-Baikal military district, I was struggling for existence as any Darwin never dreamed of. What is just not doing - that's only defense of the country can not recall. From meaningful action come to mind masturbation and unloading of furniture for the chief logistical services. And yet it would be strange if the Colonel Rear service wore furniture myself when I'm there, "- said Shenderovich in the program" processed cheese ".

No, actually, did not ask the humorist, as he did without female companionship during his service in the army - the recognition, seems to have escaped him as something of itself. As an illustration, the following thesis: "one of two things: either Russia had no luck with the people - or with the state. Either people are so stupid they do not want to defend itself against external threats, or the state is dull, it can not protect people from the army of idiocy. Because our general military has to do anything except protect the homeland ... "

It only remains to add that according to Shenderovich, parliamentary activity, too, has no relation to real politics. "What today is called the parliamentary activity, this is now sitting in plenary, the Committee on patriotism and so on - all this nonsense, I do not intend" - confidently declared Shenderovich correspondent of the newspaper Novye Izvestiya.

The question arises: why then seasoned it ... excuse me, a humorist, is going to run for the Duma? Probably the cozy rooms of the building on Okhotny Ryad have a more familiar Shenderovich meaningful pursuits. Especially that carry furniture to no one cause.

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