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Jokes ... (August 31, 2009 Issue 1)

August 31 2009
05:50

Mother-in-law to son-in pazbipaetsya syde:
- What are kids out there! Yes, he's impotent! Yes it is my daughter so no pazy and ...
- No, I'm not impotent! Here sppavki from the clinic! ...
- Yes what sppavki! You're a member of our show!
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Call on the radio:
- Hello! My favorite mother-in-law, Lyubov, today celebrated its anniversary. Put it to my favorite song Jumanji "Bitch Love."
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- Hello! Doctor!
- Yes!
- You can diagnose me over the phone?
- Undress!
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Teacher of mathematical analysis:
- And in our time for 30 cents you could buy an integrated dinner!
The whole band in unison:
- Aha! Is purely imaginary!
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- Well that children want to go to the party? - Santa Claus said, tying a rope to the bough.
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Axioms Boltologii as a national science bolt
- Not done yet such a nut, in which our people would not have been able to score a regular bolt.
- There is no improper bolts - is weak sledgehammer.
- A special way of Russia lies in the fact that it is constantly fighting two parties: the bolts and nuts. When winning the nuts, comes the type dictatorship.
When the bolts - the type of democracy.
- The stability of society is ensured parity between the number of nuts in the upper and the number of bolts at the bottom.
- A revolutionary situation is when one does not know where else to tighten the nut and the other is without a difference, where would still score a bolt.
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Russia will live well, when Moscow grow to its size.
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If the view of some women is the desire to drink - the kind of causes some men desire to eat.
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Is Vovochka New Year's Eve with Dad on the Red Square:
- Look, Dad, how many trees standing, and gifts, gifts-what more ...
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- Girl! You were born in the Year of the Beast?
- In the year of the sheep!
- Wow! And look like a year of the horse!

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