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Jokes ... (May 31, 2009 Issue 3)

May 31 2009
16:50

It will be easier to get up for work on time, if at the alarm clock you
Put a trap.
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The pain can be halted if the investigator to tell the whole truth.
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Pepe comes home at four o'clock in the morning drunk three sheets to his friend
Paco. Pepe's wife opens the door and says:
- Pepe, how much do you come home, and even in this condition? All
you are punished: a month without sex ... And you, Paco, too ...
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As will be in English, "My mother-in-law will not come for dinner tonight?
Yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh !!!!!!!!
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Work, hard to save money, decided to go on leave for Palestine.
On the shore of Lake Tiberias, he saw a ship which was transporting
travel from one coast to another. Well, the worker, too, decided to ride,
but knowing that it costs $ 50, he began resent:
- 50 bucks for 15 minutes? Yes this is robbery in broad daylight!
- But you know the Bible? It is here that Christ walked on water.
- I understand it, once you have the price room.
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A man meets a friend and said:
- Hello! How's your wife doing?
- She is in bed: it has 39.
- That's blyadischa!
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ANNOUNCEMENT.
"We offer equity in your drink."
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On mine "Merry" in the Kemerovo region occurred binge. Special
Commission is investigating the causes of falling vodka in mine.
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Interview with Vitas.
- Your "Opera number 2" is now on everyone's lips, but that was before this?
- A signal number 1 "air raid".
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- Comrade seller, fresh meats?
- I do not know, I have a runny nose.

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