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Jokes ... (October 30, 2009 Issue 3)

October 30 2009
16:52

Go two Estonians in the elevator. Well, as usual, he gets stuck.
Half an hour passes ... One friend says:
- Something we are slowly going?
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Talk to two people:
- You're lucky! You have a deaf mother-in-law!
- Yes, but you would have seen the expression on her face!
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President of football club:
- From now on we stop training in the theory.
- Why?
- Our players were too long to think before you hit the ball.
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Football. Commentator:
"A few minutes later starts a friendly match between teams of Israel and Palestine. Players Palestine gently kneaded at its mined half of the field and the players warm up the engines of their Israeli tanks."
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In order to sooner or later manifest itself, you do not need to be enthusiast - just treat yourself negatively.
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What is the difference between pairs:
1) a programmer with the program
2) man and a woman
Answer:
1) the development, implementation and maintenance
2) support, development, deployment
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A call to tech support, call the professional.
Now experts at consulted and sent Vasya.
He returned an hour later, all pale.
Well, him and ask what he was pale, and he says:
"I come back and see - COMP Hang!"
He said: "Well, what is there to worry?"
He: "And then the terrible thing that he hangs in the air at a height of five feet."
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This Japanese should have time to do three things in life: to build ikebana, plant and sakura do seppuku.
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Before the elections, Lukashenko arrives in the village - with the electorate to talk hunting.
Collects chairman peasants. Those are, look at dad sullen, silent.
Lukashenko:
- Well, tavarishshy - but as you have here raformy go?
Guys are silent.
- And how do you wage paying?
Guys are silent.
- And what about housing?
Guys are silent. Chairman:
- Lyaksandr Rygorych - desisexyboy have dark mulberries people - you have with them poproshshe ...
Lukashenko:
- Health, desisexyboy!
The men, bow:
- Well, sir ...

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