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Jokes ... (June 2, 2009 Issue 3)

June 30 2009

The guy said when meeting his girlfriend:
- (Sadly) I say, in our relations there is a problem.
- What? (Surprised wary apprehension)
- I forgot your name
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- What is y you have to eat?
- Unfortunately, only gylyash.
- But the menu was listed a dozen dishes ...
- So this is for vozbyzhdeniya appetite.
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Medical tvopit chydesa, and now finally arrived 75-year-old woman with vpachebnyh
yhischpeny ydalos podit. By takomy slychayu all podstvenniki and dpyzya
ppiehali her with pozdpavleniyami. And everybody wants to see pebenka but milf
All vpemya govopit "later, not now." So continue with the long, many
have finally arrived yhodit and pebenka never showed. At last, someone sppashivaet
y mom:
- Hy, after all, what are we waiting for?
- Here pposnetsya he cries, I will then pokazhy.
- Yes, we quietly posmot.pite not pazbydim.
- No, not in this case ... I forgot, kyda put it ...
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Train rides to the border. The passenger turns to sitting next to her
Catholic priest:
- Listen, I've bought a cosmetic set, but I would not want to
to spend money on customs duties. Would you hide this set
under his cassock?
- I'll be glad to help you, but san does not allow me to lie. If I would
ask questions, I will tell the truth.
At the border includes customs and asked the priest:
- You do not need to declare holy father?
- From head to waist - nothing.
- Well, well below the belt?
- Well, there is such a small thing, which is a pleasure
women who have not previously used ...
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The patient is an eye doctor.
- Doctor, help me: when he wrote these tears from my eyes!
A minute later the doctor stretches the recipe: Points plus 10 diopters.
- Doctor! And help?
- Help, help! You'll be better to see someone going to fuck!
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- Boy, you name?
- Alex.
- And in honor of someone to call you?
- In honor of his grandfather Grisha.
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Two friends talking on the phone:
- Well, what now does your husband?
- Lying in bed. He had - thirty-seven and a half.
- Wow! I envy you, girlfriend!
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