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April 30 2009

A pair of newlyweds. One evening my husband decided to sit with friends in a bar
and tells his wife:
- Honey, I'll go out on a couple of hours.
- Where are you going, my zainka?
- Honey, I'd like to drop into a bar and drink beer.
- Do you like beer, my pet? So look, I bought you 25 beers, and light,
and dark ...
- You see, my soul, I'd like a beer with nachos. I'll be back soon.
- Yesterday, look in the closet, I'm there exists a set of chips you in store ...
- Hey, squirrel, the bar serves hot shrimp, my favorite.
- The sun is mine, I just now put your favorite cook shrimp.
- Well, how do you explain sineglazka, the bar quite different, there can sometimes be
liberated, and with no blame, there is even a foul free ...
- So cute! Come on, PEI YOUR BEER Fuck with your Holy shit CHIPS AND THESE
Goddamned SHRIMP, BECAUSE YOU FOR XEP will not go, goat!
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The husband asked his wife:
- Well, how are you?
- Have been completed.
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Shura goes on stage and sings: I'm mad, I'm crazy, I need it!
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Is the father and son-down on the street.
- Dad, who is litit?
- Where?
- Won brilliant.
- And, it's a plane son.
- Dad, I want the meat.
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- Say you have a cigarette without smoke?
- Ha! Can you still need batteries without electricity?
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Obkurenny kid sitting on the windowsill and eats from a jar jam.
Near flops Carlson:
- Hey, kid.
The kid takes the fly swatter and hryas Carlson in the face, he falls out the window:
- Go away, bee ...
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A conversation between two friends:
- You know, my new beau favorably with the previous one.
- What?
- You see, when he finishes - he is not silent.
- And what he said?
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Caught drunken peasants kid with long Heyer (hair) and started to showboat:
- Are you a fag or what?
- No, you do that? I am a hippie! Green-nuc!
- Nuu ... What is "IPR" we understand, but "green" is that gay?
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Two 600-s head-on. Includes both the owner.
-Well, Vasya?
Yes, have once again bang. So no offense.
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- Have recently been issued commemorative coins featuring profiles
all ministers.
- Yes? And what advantages?
- Listen, to reconcile the dignity, only profile.

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