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Jokes ... (August 29, 2009 Issue 2)

August 29 2009
11:38

Maxim Galkin:
- And here's how it was necessary to place these genres in order of decreasing reliability: science fiction, fairy tale, advertising, election program deputy.
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- It's funny to think: probormochesh a few words with full consciousness - and you're married.
- Exactly. A probormochesh a few words in his sleep - and you're battered and divorced.
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Advertisement:
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Wife:
- You do not love me and never loved. I swear that after my death you in a few months of getting married to another.
Male:
- No need to oaths, and so I'll believe it.
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That a drunken man in a language that was a sober day before.
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- Doctor! How do I get rid of strabismus?
- And how it is you come from?
- Yes, yesterday went to market and right eyes are dazzled! And as prices have learned so ago and they have not returned!
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Today in the regional court was considered the claim of a citizen of the Foreign Ministries FE to trolleybus management to protect honor and dignity of his and his bride. According to the victim, during a trip in rush hour on route number 9, the latter has been affected by the honor. Himself as a citizen of the Foreign Ministries pinched doors dignity.
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Weeping girl ppibegaet matepi to her husband and complains:
- Mom, Mom, he called me crustal-phase!
- Do you know what a "common mode"?
- Het ...
- So what do you passtpaivaeshsya, maybe it's something kho.posho.
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- Why did the cock with a hen jumps on one leg?
- Obviously, at this moment the other leg unzips his pants.
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Inetchik yells at his wife:
- You cheated!
Wife:
- No, no! How could you think of this?
- No, it is better to say. You cheated on?
- Yes, come on, and never dreamed of it!
- If you know what has changed - I'll kill you!
- Tell me what happened?
- What's that! The Internet can not enter, the server gives: "Your password is incorrect!" He could not change myself! (Yelling) You changed?

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