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Jokes ... (April 29, 2009 Issue 1)

April 29 2009
05:31

- Recently, we took the eagle in the mountains of the flock of black sheep, and half an hour
brought a white sheep. What does it mean?
- Just an eagle with a shepherd in chess playing.
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Adam goes to heaven, and suddenly he fell edge.
"That bitch!" - Curse of Adam.
And it was a word business.
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Peasants were arrested on charges of selling moonshine.
His lawyer, referring to the jury:
- Lord, well, you do look carefully at my client.
If it were vodka, except it had it sold to someone?
The defendant was acquitted.
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Sometimes a woman can replace masturbation. But what a fertile imagination
you need to do!
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Man himself has got a cat. And she shits constantly pospedi room.
He peshil this case isppavit. Once the cat naspet - he grabs her
for shkipku, poking his nose in depmo and throws in foptochku. If so
did two weeks pposhla .... Hichego unchanged.
He sits in pazdumyah - what to do ...
Here again comes into the room kitty, shits on posepedine kovpe with pazmahu
mopdoy poked in depmo and wild-meow vyppygivaet in foptochku ....
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A man comes to the eye doctor:
- Doctor, I have a sore eye. What should I do?
Optometrist calmly responds:
- You know what, my dear, I have recently suffered from a tooth - so I snatched it, and all business!
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Usually at weddings steal the bride, and I stole the wife's mother.
More expensive gifts were not.
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Man comes to the doctor:
- Doctor, I'm going to live?
He examines it for a long time:
- Live - yes, but to give birth ... unlikely.
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Husband hid behind a newspaper and pretend to read.
His wife:
- I know you're listening to me - you are trembling at the knees.
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- Dad, I'll be upset ... I uzho ... not a girl.
The father shakes his head sadly:
- Is my mother and denied themselves all over to you, teach
six months in a rural saying "uzho?
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In the underground passage a beggar beat another for what he was singing to the sound recording.

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