You are here: 
Home / Humor
 /
rss News rss Articles rss General
Humor

Jokes ... (March 29, 2009 Issue 2)

March 29 2009
11:03

How to read specifications.

(Written) have exceptionally high qualifications:
(Please read) Today did more stupid things.
Zealous, diligently WORKER:
Stubborn as a mule.
CHARACTER Sociable:
Often succumb.
Every opportunity for its development:
Often succumb to his superiors.
It has unlimited potential:
Horseradish will drive before retirement.
A lively mind:
Successfully come up with excuses.
NOT ALWAYS EXACTLY these instructions:
Savvy better bosses.
Tact:
Knows when to shut up.
On solution to be creative:
Always find someone that he carried out his work.
Willingly agree to work after hours:
Wife of a bitch.
Accurate, to delve into all the details:
Sickener
Possesses LEADER:
Has a great voice.
Wits, with great sense of humor:
Constantly sticks up for anekdotnyh sites.
Organizational abilities:
There comes a time to work.
Loyal ONLY:
Nowhere else to settle is not capable.
LOVE YOUR WORK:
It is quite possible to pay him less.
Often consult with colleagues and leadership:
All zadolbal.
Will go far:
Has relatives in the directorate.
PROSPECT SHOULD GO FAR:
Yes, and far away, please, away.
Leverages WORKING HOURS:
Often looks at his watch.
INVENTOR:
Always find one hundred reasons to do anything, just not what you want.
Deserves increased:
Desperately need a new rate.
Strict, disciplined, faithful to its principles:
Just an asshole.
-------------------------------------------------- ----
One aunt coded from obesity. Even the route changed
route to work, not to pass by his beloved
confectionery.
And then one morning she appeared at the office with a huge cake.
- Imagine Grit - Today accidentally drove past the confectionery,
and saw in the showcase this wonderful cake. And then I cried out to
Almighty: God, if you want, so I ate this cake, give
sign, for example, made sure that would have been a number of free parking
place! And imagine: it was there .... eight
circles ....!!!
-------------------------------------------------- ----
Tourists in the Sahara. Stop at one of the oasis. Suddenly tourists see Bedouin
with a camel. Camel covered in bandages, plasters, gypsum from all sides sticking out.
Tourists ask the guide:
- What happened to the camel?
Guide refers to the Bedouin. Then he translates:
- It's his camel. Just now his wife is learning to drive.

Rating jokes on Fark.Ru

More anecdotes on Yoki.Ru

oksana

Print version

Photo Gallery
At this moment...
Photo

Week top publications
Popular reading
©2006-2020 All rights reserved
liveinternet.ru: display number of browses и visitors for 24 hour