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Jokes ... (November 28, 2009 Issue 3)

November 28 2009
16:59

Quiz: Schumacher you or "teapot"?
1. Everyone you spend your weekend:
- Stoned - 1 point
- Under a lucky star - 2 points
- The vehicle - 3 points
- It is difficult to answer - 4 points
2. Caught for the first time in Paris, you rush to visit:
- Eiffel Tower - 1 point
- Pere Lachaise Cemetery - 2 points
- Car cemetery - 3 points
- In Paris, I have no time entertainment - 4 points.
3. If you pass through the yard and see a stalled car in the snow, you will:
- Will pass - 1 point
- Push it - 2 points
- An hour will explain to the driver, how to wrest the steering wheel - 3 points
- It is difficult to answer - 4 points
4. Most often you delivers:
- Taxi - 1 point
- Company car - 2 points
- From the warm vodka - 3 points
- It is difficult to answer - 4 points
5. At the word "gun" you immediately come to mind:
- Duel - 1 point
- Bandit disassembly - 2 points
- Petrol station - 3 points
- It is difficult to answer - 4 points
6. Your favorite picture of Ilya Repin is:
- "Unexpected" - 1 point
- "The arrest of the propagandist" - 2 points
- "Barge Haulers on the Volga River" - 3 points
- It is difficult to answer - 4 points
7. If you are overtaken by car, you look after her:
- With admiration - 1 point
- With envy - 2 points
- With hate and screaming "rights purchased, and do not know how to ride!" - 3 points
- The wanton moo - 4 points
Now let's sum up:
Up to 7 points - behind the wheel you are a complete "teapot"
8-14 points - driving a car you do not really liking
15-21 score - you're born motorist
22-28 points - difficult to answer
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Met two of them:
- Well, whatever our Kolyan doing?
- Why, bad luck! Podzaletel on drunk for 5 years!
- What do you mean? " Just because a human life began!
- Yes, a child 2 years!
- A child, for what? "
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"You have dry skin, oily hair, crooked legs?
Do not despair! A bottle of vodka, donated by your husband, will return to its former freshness and beauty ... "
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Master of the house expresses the claim was invited for dinner:
- My legs will no longer be you! Your wife has insulted me!
- What did she say?
- She called me a street woman!
- Oh! This is her style! I have thirty years in retirement, and she still calls me a colonel.

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