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Jokes ... (28 June 2009 Issue 3)

June 28 2009
16:18

Initially, the main thing. Main - fine.
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- What are you doing tonight?
- Nothing. I gave up drinking.
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Speak two actresses:
- How was your test for a role in new movie?
- Normally, the director is only slightly pokapriznichal,
I have cold feet!
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Young actress marries director. It starts with their marriage
night, and she whispered:
- Honey, I'm so scared!
- Do not worry, honey. I'll be very gentle.
- Anyway, I'll worry. After all, in love - as in a theater:
and for the hundredth time you experience the same fear as the premiere ...
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- Give me a kilo of sausages, a pound of cheese, two chicken, five sardines
and a loaf of bread.
- But this is a pharmacy!
- Pharmacy?
- Yes. Take the package snowstorm that tomorrow we will not go.
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- I've never use a condom!
-?
- I have claustrophobia ...
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- Alarm "Skunk!" You will always find your car there
where the left!
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Sportscaster:
- Our athletes you are easily recognizable by yellow shirts and blue cowards.
The remaining cross-country skiers are dressed much warmer ...
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- I wonder whether your daughter is like her mother?
- How do I know? It has not yet started to speak.

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