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Jokes ... (28 June 2009 Issue 2)

June 28 2009
11:25

What is naive?
This is when my daughter thinks mom virgin.
And what supernaivnost?
This is when the mother thinks that her daughter a virgin.
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Men love to cook barbecue on the charcoal. Any case (even cooking
food) is interesting for a man, if danger is involved.

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
Firstly, they have already experienced the pain, and secondly, they know what
buy jewelry.

Marrying a divorced man is justified from an environmental point
view. In our world of men less than women - and all is well
aware that any resource which is not much to be
reused.

Male - very confident people. My husband is so self-confident,
that when he looks on television sports, he thinks,
that if a strong enough focus, you will be able to help their
team. If his team's problems, he advises players
on the TV right out of our living room, and if the problem is very serious,
I should not hold the phone, in case they call him.

Men like phones with lots of buttons. This helps them
feel important.

Men love in the morning to read the newspaper first. The idea that he
is not the first adverse effect on the psyche of men.

All men are terribly afraid of cars for the reflection of the eyelashes. Therefore,
I usually put a typewriter under his pillow instead of a gun.

All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship."
These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf.

Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man is melted
fireplace, and the last log is not burned, he will take it
a personal affront.

The average male's body temperature is higher than in women. If winter
in your apartment is cold, I recommend sleeping next to a
with a man. Men - like portable heaters that snore.

Most men hate to shop. That is why
men's clothing department, usually on the first floor
two inches from the front door.

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more
of lettuce, that he is serious.

If you meet a man and think that he is right for you
better than others, because it:
a) got older,
b) got a new job
a) consulted a psychiatrist,
prepare for an unpleasant surprise. The fact that the theory of the cocoon
and butterflies can be applied only in respect of cocoons and butterflies.

Most women are introspective:
- Am I in love?
- Am I satisfied emotionally and creatively?
Most men ekstrospektivny:
- Did my team win?
- How's my car?

If a man says: "I'll call you" and not calling, it does not mean
that he forgot to do it, it does not mean that he has lost your
phone number that does not mean that he died. This means that he
do not want to call you.

Men hate to lose. Once I beat my boyfriend
game of tennis. After that, I asked: "Can once again Let us
sex? "And he answered:" Yes, but not with each other. "

free from a man without hurting his masculinity is
difficult. The phrase "Get out" and "I do not want to see you again"
may sound like a challenge. If you really want to get rid
of a man, I tell him: "I love you ... I wish for you
married ... I want to have your children. "And then they leave skid
marks.

Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying
with superheroes. Women tend to have low self-esteem,
because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

Men forget everything, while women do not overlooked.
That's why when broadcasting sports events often show
repetitions.

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