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Jokes ... (April 28, 2009 Issue 3)

April 28 2009
16:26

Came the wife to her husband, a major authority in the area to date. He asks her:
- Zin, and I bet you there is no money, really? Eat nothing ...
That calms:
- Do not worry so, Vasya! Well I cops for such grandmother passed that akkurat
to yield enough. And then we'll see ...
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Causes the head slave, said:
- You are not satisfied with our company, so tomorrow will be fired!
- Oh no! Let's from now!
- Why is that?
- And tomorrow I'll be very busy! I'll go to the funeral!
- Whose?
- Yes, at your and go!
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Judge:
- Citizen Sidorov, you plead guilty to that, being in an intoxicated
state, you have entered the art museum and built there a fight?
- And how! Of course, I admit, a citizen of the judge. On what would it hell I would go there
sober some alternates?
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If a girl knows her worth, she had repeatedly called her ...
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Released bible for lawyers. The first paragraph of the New Testament is as follows:
"Attention, the New Testament does not abolish the Old Testament"
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Citizens of the parents! Remember that unattended small children -
very quickly become young parents!
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According to some data MIA, a warning is now considered the fourth
sequence shot, not the first, as it was before ....
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When friends come, Fedotov getting out of bed and ran to the store.
When friends came, he did not leave his bed.
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Class teacher:
- The theme of today's parent meeting:
"Starvation wages of employees of public education."
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Go and see: Someone threw a drink ...
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- How did you managed so drunk last night?
- There was nothing to snack.
- What money is not enough for a snack?
- Yes, no, my teeth povybivali.

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