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Jokes ... (November 27, 2009 Issue 2)

November 27 2009
11:07

The probability to have an accident is directly proportional to the time spent behind the wheel of the vehicle. Therefore, to reduce this time, you need to go as quickly as possible.
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- Why some men proebyvayut money in a casino?
- Because they are not able to do it in the literal sense.
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I have drunk of never dips into the memory. At least, I do not remember is these cases.
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Wakes up the village family. A cow stands up - stretches, Mom says:
"That the cow bull wants?", The cat gets up - stretches, the mother says: "what a cat wants a cat?", The daughter rises - drags on, the mother says: "that the daughter did not get enough sleep?". Daughter of mother in response: "yeah cow - bull cat - a cat and I did not get enough sleep?!"
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- Why are bald all the time wear pants with holes in their pockets?
- To be able to hold his fingers through his hair.
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Unsuccessful attempt breeding named Oleg Romantsev kidnapping twelve monkeys from the St. Petersburg zoo.
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Since then, I tried a new "Dove", my skin looked younger, was a gentle, pleasant to the touch. Pores open. I felt a surge of vitality, new energy! Even she was surprised! Although the taste - soap as soap ...
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- My mother-in-law is literally an exception: a week before the wedding, gave me all the dowry.
- And my way has been made compulsory: one year before my marriage died.
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Guy caught a goldfish, and she to him and says:
- Let me fulfill all your wishes four.
- Explain - why four.
- So, and what will the remaining three wishes?
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A boy of eight walks into a bar and turns to the bartender:
- Double whiskey, please.
Seeing that the bartender looks at him with that kind mockingly puzzled look, the boy says:
- It's not for me but for my younger bratelnika, which sits in a wheelbarrow, and I myself never drink while driving.

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