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September 27 2009

March 8.
Male reading the newspaper in front of TV, the wife drait dishes.
Suddenly he remembers that day on March 8, a gift is not purchased.
Male (without detracting from the reader):
- Stop it, honey, pottery, now eight, domoesh tomorrow.
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If you do not know what to give to his wife on March 8 - Dismantle, finally, a Christmas tree!
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On the road lie the clock. Passes by a neat German.
- Hours? In the dust?
Lifted, pulled out a handkerchief, wiped the dust, put on a clean place to
podstavochku, went further. Approached the Englishman.
- On the clock? Check this out.
Check with his chronometer, corrected for twenty-four and a half
second, put in place, he went on. Appeared our people.
- Yeah, the clock? Go? Go. Come with me!
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A new advertising campaign: buy from us 54 condoms - and in addition get a free rubber woman.
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Ivanovich preparing for the wedding, and Petya noticed that the wedding
not invited. So he asks Basil Ivanovitch, why he did not
invites. Vasily Ivanovich says:
- You, Petya, when get drunk, very uncivilized behaving.
A Petka says:
- "Do not worry, if that - I was thrust into the barrel with cold water.
In general, Petya wakes up the next day after the wedding in a barrel
with cold water, nor the devil can not remember well, and asked Vasily Ivanovich,
what did he do? Vasily Ivanovich and answers:
- When will you fuck my bride .. yu had called, I have endured, but when you
my mother-in there .. have a broom shoved and told to us this joy stork
brought it here since I could not stand it!
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Beloved programmer purring in his ear:
- Yesterday, well, when, when we register?
- And to hell? I am right now, and so hacked ...
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Programmer Senya exchanged beautiful Moscow subway, skinned his own Moscow apartment and giving him the Moscow girls stripped to the New York subway, a removable skinned New York apartment and his recent New York girls. The rest of his life
has not changed: working, drinking, "Russian", eating dumplings.
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Razgovapivayut two women.
- Your husband drinks a lot?
- Before the green cheptikov.
- And I still with them.
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Women, on the one hand, it is such a wonderful creation .....
on the other hand they have tailbone!

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