Jokes ... (June 27, 2009 Issue 1)
The patient comes to a psychiatrist complaining of an inferiority complex.
After extensive questioning, a psychiatrist says:
- I can reassure you, my friend - no complex you do not.
You are really deficient.
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- What do a diver and a cook?
- And to that, and the other from time to time have to drop the eggs into the water.
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A young wife - her husband, angrily:
- Elevator was broken! And I climbed on foot to the 7 th floor! In one hand - our
year-old kid in the other - stroller and a bag of groceries. And you tell me
not helping!
- How is it I'm not helping? And who you opened the door?
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- Still, there are signs that are exactly true!
- For example?
- Well, here I am, for example, was recently in Rome, threw it into the famous fountain
Trevi dollar and now know for sure that there will be back!
- Why such confidence?
- Well, I told them I will keep my dollar?
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Meets once Petka and Anka says:
- Hey, Anya, I have an idea! You Vassily Ivanovich love?
- Very much!
- So come on the anniversary of the revolution of your gun "Maxim" in "Basil
Ivanovich "rename?
- What are you, Petya! Him, then after the second shot will be jammed!
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The boy wrote an essay about her father:
"My dad - the most powerful and brave!" He can swim the widest
the river to win the battle against any predator to fight with any bandits!
My daddy can do anything! But most of all he has to wash dishes, do laundry
Underwear and take out the garbage. "
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- In the old days people were much more sensitive - explains to children
literature teacher. - Their good feelings could awaken his lyre,
but this is less than the ruble ...
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In the bedroom comes a robber with a gun in his hand.
- What luck! How do you time! - Exclaimed the hostess. - Under the bed
Mouse!
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- How do you manage to get acquainted with so many women?
- Should be able to create a situation where they are most accommodating and
available.
- And how do you do it?
- I shoot in a hotel room outside the door attach
plate: "F".
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