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Jokes ... (March 27, 2009 Issue 2)

March 27 2009
11:05

Vovochka comes home after the first day of school, home asking
that he learned of the new?
- I learned that two and two make four!
Home in raptures.
- And I learned how to spell the word "mama"!
Home in raptures.
- I also learned that pipiska x .. it is called!
Home in a trance, just an old grandfather said:
- Not that grief, when a man discovers that pipiska x .. it is called,
and then the trouble when he discovers that x .. nd again became pipiskoy!
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There are two friends, one friend says:
- You know, my brother runs through the hundred-meter race in six seconds.
- Oh you, the world record more than nine.
- Understand ... My brother knows the short way ...
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The passenger turns to the stewardess:
- Could not you ask the parachute?
- We do not issue parachutes.
- However, the ship also provide life jackets?
- We are with you in the sea.
- Damn it! I think that the swimmer is still more
than who can fly!
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Two friends go out of steam - steamed and peaceful.
Sit in the waiting room for a smoke. Lit.
- Probably, stop smoking.
- ???????
- Last night was so shitty.
- Maybe, at the same time and drink to throw?
Pause .....
- He-eeee so shitty I was not yet!
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Make a woman happy is very easy to ...
Only very expensive ...
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Talk to two ladies:
- All Men drink!
- And my bastard still eating.
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Grandma sits in the coaches and asked the driver:
- My dear, tell me when will Reshetylyvka.
- All right, Granny.
Hour ride, the second, the driver forgot about the request of her grandmother.
- My son, soon Reshetylyvka eh?
The driver has long passed Reshetylyvka. Chertyhnuvshis, he says:
- Now would be.
Maximizes bus saws 40 miles back and says:
- Come on, here is your Reshetylyvka.
- And me and do not have to go here.
-??
- I, Milan, in this stop my daughter told me to drink here this pill ...
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During dinner his wife has finally decided to talk directly with her husband:
- Gosh, I'm sure you're cheating me! I know with whom, I guess
when and where, but I can not understand WHAT ???!!!!
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Guy beckoning young wife to visit a nude beach. She:
- Vasya, so I will not go with you. But people will think of you
on the calculation is out!!

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