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August 26 2009

Order of the Chief of General Staff.
In order to prevent collision with a foreign military equipment order:
1. Continue to exercise the Navy carried out only in lakes and ponds.
2. Flying combat aircraft conducted only in enclosed spaces in compliance with fire prevention.
3. For flight deck aircraft additionally equipped rooms referred to in paragraph 2 of this order, gangs and basins.
Date. Signature.
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One friend tells another:
- Yesterday evening in the park I was attacked by a maniac.
- Sexy?
- You know, for my taste, not really.
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The town we have a small, decent girl, but to be married,
and get something nowhere!
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Two aunts sit at a doctor's office waiting for admission, complain to life.
One another:
- My sister is pregnant again.
- And my cat is pregnant again ...
- You better, you can drown kittens though ...
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Comes a puny little man with glasses, a typical office worker in a gay bar. All looked at him looking, he comes to the counter and says:
- Sorry, but this is not Windows XP do here?
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Talking two Chukchi:
- I recently sent my daughter to Odessa on the top model of learning.
- And that is closer could not?
- And where people appreciate the humor, though!
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TIPS Housewives.
If you want to make yeast dough, yeast and you do not -
then nothing happens.
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Classes choreographic ensemble are in the house of culture.
Girl comes out of the building and read the plaque:
"In 1920, here played by Lenin."
- My grandmother, and in which he performed a dance?
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4 in the morning. Pharmacies on duty. On the threshold of sullen young man.
- Give me the cure for insomnia!
- You what?
- The test to determine pregnancy.

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