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Jokes ... (May 26, 2009 Issue 2)

May 26 2009
11:08

Hospital. A nurse comes to the doctor and says:
- Doctor, the patient from the second chamber is getting worse and worse.
Doctor indignantly explains nurse that so can not speak -
too pessimistic.
- We must speak the way - continues to doctor - patient from the second chamber
thinks he is getting worse and worse.
The next day a nurse comes back to the doctor:
- Doctor, the patient from the second chamber thinks he's dead ...
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We French are passionate, are impatient. When I
satisfying a woman, I do not have time to take off his shirt.
The American cowboy:
- Ek wonder, we, cowboys, and a hat will not charge!
Ukrainian:
- A Ukrainian and pants not undo!
All:
- You lie! Can not be! So do not get! Unbutton his pants anyway
have!
Ukrainian:
- Do not lie. Has taken care of our government. Bezshtannye us.
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- Why are you so green, like a dog?
- The dog really green?
- Here's something and it's even a dog - and it is not as green as you!
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Is a woman and her all the way to go man.
The woman asks:
- Why did you go after me all the way!
A guy says:
- When you turned, I asked myself the same question!
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Family quarrel. My wife is in tears, shouted to her husband:
- I do not want to live with you anymore!
- Well, piss off to his mother! - Responsible husband.
- But she's dead!
- That's it ...
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In the morning his wife comes to the mirror and examines his hair.
- Hairstyle, entitled "Night of Love" ... - Skeptical "she says,
and then adds: - Actually, "Night of the free love."
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Circus. The arena goes konferanse and announces:
- For the first time on ap-p-Rene Circus - cr-p-clips-killer!
Run out into the arena of conventional type rabbits. Yes, and behave quite normally.
A voice from the first row:
- Well, what are they killers??
Konferanse:
- Most real! They wear out yesterday rabbit to death!
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From the erotic novel:
... And he took her in the pose of the "Search slippers under the couch" ...

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