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Jokes ... (March 26, 2009 Issue 2)

March 26 2009
11:36

Wakes up one morning and thinks the old man an ancient - and yet I'm still a man
even where. Quite a woman can still have sex. Procure-ka excitement.
Tottered, took a prostitute, she undresses and the old man says:
- I really thought at that age to have sex is all over,
- What?
- I say, thought that at that age to have sex is all over.
- Eh?
- (Screams) I THINK IN THAT AGE HAVE SEX WITH ALL OVER!
- It's all over? Well and good. How much do I owe?
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Crowded bus. From somewhere in the middle of the crowd female indignant voice:
- Man, what are you doing?
Pause.
The same female voice:
- What are you doing, man?
Pause.
Interested in voice from the rear platform:
- A man, well, what do you say something else?
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Doorbell.
- Hello, I'm your neighbor ...
- Top or bottom?
- What, like this once?
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- But try to tea cakes. I myself was baking!
- Yes. Delicious tea.
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Sit in the garden of the soul, so nectar ambrosia spoons slowly eat.
Look - ran another one, snatched the spoon from a neighbor and begins
very quickly to draw nectar and Eve. One shower is perturbed:
- What's the hurry? We're here forever ...
- Who is forever, and who is revived after five minutes ...
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From the police report:
"... Initially, the defendant remained stubbornly silent, and then suddenly all of their
testimony was hard to deny ... "
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One friend to another:
- Listen, I'm just beside myself. You know that my wife uchudila? She, you know,
already wants to love all three!
- Do not worry. Well, what that love threesome? You judge for calm. May
be, it will even be interesting for you. Love the three of us a new experience ...
- So I was even in those three are not included!
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At the doctor's. Doctor feel the pulse.
- Well? - Asks the patient.
- In order - responsible physician. - And how do you sleep?
- Normally, - says the patient.
- The appetite to eat?
- Yes.
- Well, - said the doctor. - Now I'll give you the recipe - and it all:
heart rate, sleep and appetite - as will remove his hand.
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Mother of his daughter:
- Tell me, just frankly, between you nothing?
- What are you, mom, absolutely nothing, not even a condom!
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Three of the eternal Russian question:
"Who is guilty?"
"What?"
"Eat a chicken hands?"

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