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Jokes ... (March 26, 2009 Issue 1)

March 26 2009
05:34

Question:
- Why do truckers after a voyage byut feet on the GEARS?
- To yaytsy from the legs otlipli ...
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What does the macho his girlfriend when he does not get?
- And often wrong with you?
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The father says he his 15-year-old son:
- You have only 15 years old, and you already smoke, but I was your age ....( thinking)
... And incidentally, smoke ... smoke ....
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One man boasted to a friend:
- Count up, yesterday I was so brave. He came into the office chief and his fist
on the table.
- So what?
- Made it just in time: tomorrow he returns from a trip.
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The husband grumbles to his wife:
- You, women spent 2 times more money than the entire defense
industry!
The wife smiled and said:
- But we have and win more!
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- No, honesty still pays off - Scotsman says his
other.
- From what you've done such a conclusion?
- I recently lure someone else's dog and wanted to sell it, but nobody gave
for it even five pounds. Then I returned the dog owner, and he gave me
ten pounds!
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Traveling machine, behind the wheel - a dragon. His stops GIBDDshnik, looks
ohrenevaet and says:
- Well, Dykhne!
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- You know, the human brain uses only
third of its capacity!
- Hmm, what does the other one third?
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- Why are you so tired and sad?
- Work ... Work ... One job ... Morning and evening ... And all the work ...
- How long have you both work?
- Tomorrow begins.
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Two guys arguing about who is more like a girl with whom they
two of us just take a walk. One says to the romantic tone:
- She told me that I remind her of her late brother ...
- Very possibly. You've got something from the corpse.

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