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Jokes ... (October 25, 2009 Issue 2)

October 25 2009
11:04

- P-i-i-and-and ... Not available now. Unfortunately, the caller is unable to take your call, because too many took ...
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"Talent does not spend on drink ..." - Sad thought Kosorylov artist, running his cloudy eyes empty apartment.
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A lone man to get acquainted with a single woman in order to create a lonely child.
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- Doctor, you said that I was an aristocrat?
- No, you have prostate cancer!
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Pinocchio Carlo pope visited only in summer. Winter feared - that often is not enough firewood ...
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At the last world championships in long jump won an Israeli athlete, springing to 7.40. Experts say that he could jump further, but such is the tradition of this country.
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For three years Stirlitz sat at a table and waited for the waiter. It was the habits developed in him as a waiter.
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Paris. Early-early morning. The building of the Russian Trade Mission. Opens the door, it flies from a prostitute, slap his back on the asphalt, and with absolutely zonked person remains sitting on the sidewalk. To her comes the policeman:
- Madam, you have some? I can tell you anything to help?
Baba takes him crazy, snapping eye:
- Listen, Cho is a "post-payment by bank transfer After certification TRANSACTIONS exchange control department OUR BANK "???!!!
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Patient comes to the doctor:
- Doctor! AAPCHHIIII ...
- Cheers! .. Next!
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Upon completion of a written examination in mathematics, one student says to another:
- Can you imagine, I have handed a blank sheet!
- Me too.
- Have you something to fuck? Now the teachers will think that you have forgiven me!

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