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August 25 2009

There are bear and a rabbit.
Bear says:
- Hare, you want to show the helicopter?
- Well, show me.
Bear Tightens rabbit ears and go.
Hare - FRRRRRRRRR! - In the bushes - plop.
Bear neighing and left.
After some time, meet again.
Hare says:
- Bear, you want to show the helicopter?
- Well, oblique (schupaya their little ears), show.
- And you close your eyes.
Bear closed, the hare as banging his club - on the spot!
- There is nothing under the blade to get up!
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Vitas than different from other entertainers?
Most of our entertainers bear's ear plugs, Vitas - no. Vitas - for eggs!
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A man glued to a smart blonde.
- .... and yet I'm tall!
- This is how much?
- 187 inches!
- And on the form - 177!
- And I have another 10 are in another place ...
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Advertise in the showroom:
"Incredible beauty machine, full-wave curves and sensuality!
Feel the gentle tremble beneath your feet its accelerator ... "
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Winter Games, "What?" Where? "When?" Presenter: "The third round. The issue of student Katie from Zelenograd. Look at the monitors, we have her picture. And to remind viewers: phone 555-55-51 call those who like a question, call 555-55-52 call those who matter do not like, well, call 234-45-68 after 20.00 can call someone who liked student. "
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Mistress note.
If you take the old Russian, put on his chain, face paint in red and slightly spread out his fingers, he will long look at you as a new one.
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-.. You're his wife's monthly look?
- ??!!!
- .. And my - I always show ...
- Are you sure, perverts any new? ..
- No, normal people: it is - an accountant, I am - Auditor ..
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Worked in a sawmill man, thoughtful and circular saw him all his fingers cut off. Resorting to the doctor and yelled:
- Doctor, my fingers cut off! ...
- Where are the fingers that?
- There, in a sawmill! ..
- Run faster, carry it here until it's too late - to sew!
Escaped man, am not, the second ... The doctor waits, worries, work does not go away, though the day is over, Hippocratic Oath, after all .. 5 hours man resorts.
- Well! He brought his fingers?
- No .....
- Why?!
A guy (pointing to his two Kultyapka):
- I could not collect them!
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And yesterday I was stunned at the beach at all .. Comes up to me the guy hands the money. Well, I took the money and the guy I did not like who he is needed - without the money.

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