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Jokes ... (August 25, 2009 Issue 2)

August 25 2009
11:22

1: - How to kill a little of blue elephant?
2: -??
1: - small little blue pellets. And how to kill a small elephant yellowish?
2: -??
1: - small yellowish pellets. A little of red elephant?
2: - small pellets reds!
1: - None. It is necessary to beat him up and kill young blue in the face a blue pellets.
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The remedy for baldness.
Take 1 kg of fuel oil and rub it in my head of anyone who would say that you are bald.
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If from a cigarette left calf, then the cigar - a bull!
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Unlike Minesweeper, the average man makes a mistake twice.
The first time getting married. The second time married a second time.
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The woman opened the bottle - and out of it, as usual, gin. Hu, he told her and said:
- Come on I'll Poimena anal?
- Do not be!
- Then in the usual way?
- Do not want!
- Well, then do me a blowjob!
- Het, I will not!
- Well, then I went ...
- Stop! But what about the desire to perform?
- Have you got any more left!
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HEY! Europeans! More careful out there with their cars!
Ham on them still ride and ride!
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A married woman complains a friend:
- Well, that's what my husband beats? Wash, stroke, cook everything fresh, in house or dust, children Excellent ...
- Podgulivaesh?
- Well, except for this ...
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Strict father lets his daughter in the movie with a guy:
- That hour and a half were home!
Guy:
- Half an hour later? Yes, I am just going to mollify her!
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There are two men. One - to another:
- My cat, well, just got it. As March - so he yells bad voice.
- And you're driving him to the vet.
And on the left. A year later, once again met.
- Remember, I advise you to reduce the cat to the vet?
- Yes vault.
- So che, will he now the spring is not screaming?
- More like screaming. Now, yelling: "Where?" Where are they? Where-ee? "
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Two young actor in TYuZovskoy canteen:
- What are you doing this is the third bowl of pea soup cracking?
- Yes, I now play a skunk!

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