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Jokes ... (July 25, 2009 Issue 1)

July 25 2009
05:58

- Now I'll never anxiously waiting for his footsteps, and call in
door at seven o'clock in the evening!
- God, what happened?
- ... And never will be for him in the twilight of the living room ...
- What do you mean?
- ... It will no longer sit in the evenings and call me tender
words, as he did all these two years! And tonight I'm gonna burn all his love letters!
- Are you going to let him go?
- No! I'm getting married to him!
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In the firm for routine work on the computer are arranged three contenders.
The first who came to the interview asked:
- Are you interested in porn sites on the Internet?
He thought, if we say that interest, then take a sexual
maniac:
- No, not interested.
- Free!
Comes second, the same question. He thought, if we say that
not interested, then consider a unreal man:
- Yes, interested.
- Free!
Finally comes the third:
- Are you interested in porn sites on the Internet?
- What is the Internet?
- Make out to work!
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- Doctor, I have something hurts right here.
- Now I'll give you some pills.
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Meets two friends.
- How's your boy? Still do math?
- I do not want to hear more about it. Yesterday called him, and he said he would not go for a walk, because fucking with three unknowns.
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Summer version of the condom - with holes for ventilation.
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Headmistress female Lyceum calling on the military base. Receiver removes
Lieutenant.
- We have a Saturday in high school festival with dancing - could you please send
us about three dozen pretty young soldiers?
- Of course, it's - no problem!
- But please - make sure that was not among them Jews ...
- No problem! All done, how to ask ...
On the appointed day, drove to the lyceum a bus from his fun
pop thirty soldiers blacks headed by Sgt.
Headmistress, crazy:
- What is it?! It is a mistake!
- What do you mean, no errors - is responsible sergeant, lieutenant - Goldberg never makes mistakes.
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Big breasts woman - is, of course, very well. That's only one drawback: when are you taking such a woman in a car in the front seat can not see the right rear-view mirror.
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Klara - dollars, Tamara - brands, the Anakie - Franks, Ira - Lira, Sveta - peseta, Lena - Yen, y Nona - the crown, Tanya - Yuan, the Nata-armor and Manat.
Q: The guys from any of the fraternal countries of the above girls are friends?
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Grandfather Mazai swim the boat to the Titanic, tapping a paddle on the side and yells:
- Rabbits on a ship have?

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