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Jokes ... (June 25, 2009 Issue 2)

June 25 2009
11:10

This is my hand ... And that - her hand ...
It's my foot ... And that - her leg ...
That's my spin ... And it - her back ...
And that she had no ...
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I give a kitten a good, caring, gentle hands ... or drown
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The surgeon returns home from work. Meet him with a joyful bark
rushes favorite dog. Surgeon of his strokes and says:
- Darling, cute ... Nothing suck. - I have today
trading day.
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If you have laid your hair, do not stop there: Shake
head and sing them a lullaby!
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How to prove that the girls - it's evil?

Girls require time and money: Girls = Time * Money

It is known that "time - the money: time = money

We get: girls = money * money = (money) ^ 2

Since "money - is the root of evil": Money = (Evil) ^ (1 / 2)

That is
Girls = ((evil) ^ (1 / 2)) ^ 2 = evil.
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- Vovochka, you promised me that you get home at four!
- Yes, Daddy!
- Did I not promise you how to pour, if you do not come
time?
- Yes, Daddy. But once I did not keep his promises, you can not keep
her.
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Two students talking:
- Just what we wrote control on anatomy. Sanka got a deuce.
- For what?
- For the cheat sheet. Teacher catch him when he felt in his ribs.
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Y 'brother asked:
- What do you most often turn for information: radio,
Television, Computers?
- Iron!
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- How many teeth do you?
- I do not know.
- Come counted!
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Go dumb dude with skis on a mountain ride. There are people - complete.
Towards attending one of the skate and have fun (in a good mood)
says:
- Hey, buddy! Where are you going?
Dumb skier, moaning, gestures depicts skiing.
- Oh! Why skis from?

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