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Jokes ... (June 25, 2009 Issue 1)

June 25 2009
05:08

If the brakes GIBDDshnik - not to be nervous, try to explain
him again.
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Planted policeman Pinocchio in the chamber, closed the door behind him and said:
"It remains to raise a son and build a house."
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- Hi, I'm a rabbit out of Playboy!
- Why do your ears hang?
- Tired ...
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"Dad, I was in the movie." Tales of a thousand and one daughter.
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- How nazyvetsya man who is 90% lost the ability to think?
- Widower.
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Is a man on the street with a huge toad in her arms. His stops
policeman:
- Why do you walk the streets with a toad?
Suddenly, she meets a policeman toad with a human voice:
- Comrade policeman! Help! Contact the Humane Society.
Jam it me with your kisses!
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Man crawling through the desert. Thirsty, faint. Vidocq had one more ...
On its last legs, in general. Suddenly looks - well ahead!
A man falls to his knees and cracked voice shouts: "Water-ah!"
From the well in a flash appears erysipelas, even cooler looking, with a wild roar:
"Where?"
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- "Uncle, let the ruble!
- And in the face?
- It is possible, and in the face, but the money - go ahead ...
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The Frenchman arrived in Greece. There he met with pretty Greeks.
Hosts offer guests an aperitif. Hardly a Parisian drained the glass, as
felt that sailed the walls and ceiling. To keep from falling, he grabbed
the chair.
- Well, well! What a strong aperitif!
- It's not an appetizer, just started a small earthquake.
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- So, what should I reward you?
- Allow me something to resolve!

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