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Jokes ... (March 25, 2009 Issue 3)

March 25 2009
16:32

- What have you got new?
- My wife was burned during the fire.
- What a misfortune! And it was impossible to save?
- Yes, she slept so sweetly ...
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- Your myzh loves you in ppezhnemy?
- Fortunately, no. During this Quaternary he finally arrived a few chemy naychilsya.
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There is a very good way to connect by phone with any of the most
inaccessible to man. You call, say, the reception Minister. Secretary
asked who was calling. Speak so sternly:
- Tell him that my husband calls, he knows someone!
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Worth policeman Goes By Volkswagen Golf. Suddenly a policeman waving dramatically
driver rod, deafening whistles and whips out a gun. The driver immediately
on the brakes, almost crashes through the windshield goes pale,
on padded feet:
- What is it?
- Nothing. (Pensively looking at the car) I'm here I want to buy a Golf, too,
let something speak, he brake weak ...
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On the beach wife says her husband, who comes out of the sea:
- Jean! Do not sit on the sand! I hate it when your teeth squeak!
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Hello! It soon?
- No! You were wrong!
- Ah-ah-ah! Excuse me, please!
- Nothing! It happens!
- No, really, sorry! You see, I have a mother-in-law dies, the account goes
literally in seconds, here I am in a hurry, it seems, was wrong. But you honestly
do not be offended? True, true? No, after all, probably offended?
You have the voice of some upset. No? Honestly not? Honestly-righteous?
Okay. Goodbye. Once again, sorry. Do not get me wrong ......
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Invented a new sport - women's triathlon: a horse at full gallop
stop in the burning house to enter, look - give a ruble.
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Little boy and girl on the beach. They are very small and therefore
naked. A girl watches a boy for a long time and finally says:
- I never thought that such a big difference between Russian and
Ukrainians.
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In the hospital, four infants were chatting among themselves.
Three of them were girls and did not believe allegations
fourth child, that he was a boy. In the end, he
broke down and said:
- Okay, I'll prove to you - and, throwing the blankets -
See, sliders blue!
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Wife, going shopping and asked her husband:
- Honey, you buy something?
- Beer and Blonde!

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