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Jokes ... (November 24, 2009 Issue 1)

November 24 2009
05:55

Grandma:
- And a man sits and says! And sits and says ...
- And what, he's so fuddy-duddy, granny, yes?
- No-t! Judge it!
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He saved so that browsing porn sites with graphics turned off.
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Man requires a meeting with one of the sons of Rothschild, and went into the office, angrily throws him in the face:
- Monsieur, what you do, disgusting. My daughter Catherine, her 17 years she was a girl, and now she is pregnant from you! Do you intend to commit?
- I know - says Rothschild. - We will resolve this in a minute. Since the birth of a child, I pledge to his mother to pay a monthly sum of twenty thousand francs. I think you'll agree?
- Yes ... But tell me, if it is a miscarriage, then maybe you will give us a second chance?
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When the street was heard approaching fire sirens howling, John firmly placed the mug on the table and said:
- Well, I must go!
- Since when have you patched the fire? - Asked the bartender.
- My husband's mistress fire.
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Boy found in a closet oktyabryatskuyu star and goes up to dad and asked: "Dad, but as this name is pokemon?
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My wife tells her husband:
- I tell you how many times said vbey two nails into the wall!
- So I did just yesterday hammered ...
- That's right! Where am I now going to include iron??
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Got to know a guy with a girl - beautiful, smart, intelligent. Spent a romantic evening in the restaurant and decided to retire in the park ... to look at the stars, it is k. .. Then he spohvatyvatsya that does not even know her name:
- What is your name, dear?
- Hadenka - he hears the answer.
- What a lovely name, and so beautifully, it sounds from your lips!
- Hadenka it! - He hears the answer.
- This time it sounded even more beautiful!
- Hadenka it! - He hears the answer.
- And here again I hear it's a lovely name!
- HADEH-CA HAKOHETS THIS SAME condom freak!
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- Here yesterday during a storm my girl in a bathing suit crammed several marine ...
- Heuzheli stars?
- Het, Marines!
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Ireland. Near one of the pubs is a fight.
By fighting fit men and asked:
- Sorry, this is a private fight, or is open to all?
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Did you know that ...
Vveph raised thumb means standaptny voppos "drove" podnyatny vveph s.pedney finger - standaptny answer.

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