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Jokes ... (October 24, 2009 Issue 3)

October 24 2009
16:00

Wedding:
- Do you agree to marry this woman?
- No.
- And this one?
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Chinese people - a nation of great warriors.
They were able to all agricultural implements adapted for the war.
For example: flail for threshing rice - nunchuck; ripper - sai ...
But the worst of their weapons - battle rake. Before each fight, at night, hundreds of thousands of Chinese lay them in front of an approaching enemy.
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Sergei Bodrov ml. ("Brother," "Brother 2," "Sisters") started shooting a new film with the working title "Mother of them."
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One guy really wanted to hang from the army, pretending to be shortsighted. He even took with him a medical examination on his bride, that she confirmed that he almost can not see anything. Seeing the bride, the medical board immediately released him from service as a Blind ...
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Leo Tolstoy was sitting in Yasnaya writes. Includes valet:
- Your Excellency, to plow served!
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You have wrinkles, dry skin, bowed legs?
Calm down, a bottle of vodka, donated by her husband, instantly returns you to regain the freshness and appeal.
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Conversation of two financial analysts:
"Trend analysis of pricing in the market offering services« REX & RELAX »shows a tendency to decrease the cost of provided services for product promotion in the regional markets"
Interlinear translation:
"Vasya, I strongly advise you to remove those whores on closer to the Ring Road. In the center they are terribly expensive - believe my experience. "
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What makes a parachute on a condom?
If torn parachute - it becomes one man less, but if the condom breaks, it is one person more .....
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Letter to the Help Desk:
"I have flashes cApS LoCk, How is it treated?".
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- Grandson, here on the table lay a packet of pills, have you seen?
- Grandpa, and you have not seen a pink crocodile, who flew down the hall?

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