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Jokes ... (August 24, 2009 Issue 1)

August 24 2009

"After the first and second pereryvchik small" - he said Hitler in the Munich beer garden. Since the Second World ...
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There are two druzhbana after yesterday's binge. One - to another:
- Litho hours of fun!
- Yes-ah really ...
- And remember, yesterday in a bar sunset?
- What bar?
- Well, there's still guslar was ...
- Ah, of course, I remember. Moreover, it was absolutely naked woman, and harp she had forgotten at home ...
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There are two new Russian. One friend says:
- Count up, I've bought myself an aquarium, a huge such that landed him in the rare fish, clean a thousand bucks each ...
- And Che?
- Yes here, a week has passed, one fish is not enough. Where did not know. "Another week passed, another was lost, then another ...
- Well?
- And last, count up their only two left, so they demanded from me,
so I gave them a separate aquarium in the center of Moscow!
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Missile officers on duty opens the packet of M & M, pours the candy on hand, looks, and then carefully reads the inscription on the packet:
"Gray will find - in Europe will enter!
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On sale a new original Russian vodka "Kutuzoff.
Drink - and okoseesh!
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Two girls after a good booze up in the morning.
Look - in the apartment smoke naked young man.
One silently stares at the other, that in response:
- Do you still ask whose it is!
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Interesting facts. Did you know that the first balloonists carried in the gondola of three or four women. It was only many years later came up to them to replace the sandbags.
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- Daddy, Daddy, I never go with you on the sled!
- Do not talk, and pull harder, motherfucker ....
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Two men meet and after talking to all sorts of topics one says to another:
- It seems that you are not reading newspapers!
- Why, I read ... how many Wild Child.

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