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Jokes ... (June 24, 2009 Issue 1)

June 24 2009
05:03

The best way to control cockroaches is, without doubt, the nuclear
bomb. Here's how they want to use:
1. Place a bomb in a place where last seen cockroaches.
2. Blast bomb - get more free area.
3. Zaasfaltiruyte area, because on a flat surface to press
cockroaches much more convenient!
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At the doctor.
- Doctor, I have a headache.
- Me too.
- And my heart tunic.
- Me too.
- Liver and something play pranks.
- Me too. Pause.
- You know, Doctor, I'd rather go to another doctor ...
- Hey, wait! And I'm with you!
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- Are you sure that this is a really good sleeping pills?
- Yes, sir. We even had to put in each vial kit
alarm.
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- You know, doctor, my husband often sleep gritting his teeth. It's a sign
old age?
- Well, thank you! A sign of old age - this is when my husband puts his teeth at night in
glass.
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- Why is a small, bald and bow-legged men are sexiest?
- Because otherwise they would long ago have degenerated.
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Prince Ivan arrived in a French restaurant, but there: fried frog,
boiled frogs, frog sauce ...
- Here they are with them as ... And I was a fool, got married!
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- It feels like a bird in weightlessness?
- A complete fool!
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President appeals to the people:
- My people, I'll do it!
..... silence, after a long pause:
- Ah yes, the rich!
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- Mash, maybe coffee?
- Kohl, maybe once?
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Happiness was so possible, that's so possible and so that's possible.

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