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Jokes ... (Apr. 24, 2009 Issue 3)

April 24 2009
16:17

In court.
Judge:
- You complain that your neighbor had called you hippo?
Plaintiff:
- Yes!
Judge:
- Then why are you complaining about only a year?
Plaintiff:
- And yesterday I first saw the behemoth on TV!
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Attending the trial.
Judge:
- So, it means that your child was conceived on August 8?
Defendant:
- Yes.
Judge:
- Well, and what you are doing at this time?
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That ends more quickly than vacation?
Vacation.
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There are two bum. One says to another:
- You know, my daughter and I recently married.
- Good for you. And what you gave her a dowry?
- Oh, do not ask. I was down on this. Imagine, had
give the entire Casimir street and half Lyusinovskaya.
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Husband and wife looked on TV concert from the Philharmonic. Acts
young singer. Male:
- What a magnificent coloratura!
- Spread the damned! In her voice I bet you nachhat.
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Daughter:
- The same taste.
Mother:
- The same tea.
Grandma:
- The same bundle, which fell for the buffet in the 80-m.
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"A good figure of a woman" - the notion of a vague and imprecise.
On a podium run hither and - this one. To the men turned around - it is different.
And that small-sized bathroom with pleasure to visit - it is quite
even a third ...
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"A good figure of a woman" - the notion of a vague and imprecise.
On a podium run hither and - this one. To the men turned around - it is different.
And that small-sized bathroom with pleasure to visit - it is quite
even a third ...
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In the communal. Returning from work, my husband eats soup.
- What have you got soup kerosene smell? - He asks his wife.
- Looks like Manka poured kerosene into the pot! - She replies.
- So it splash this soup in kerosene!
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The old woman in a bank must sign the check and did not know how to do it.
- Sign the way - explained to her - as you would normally sign the letter.
The old woman nodded and brought the check: "I kiss all of you, your Aunt Agatha."

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