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Jokes ... (October 23, 2009 Issue 3)

October 23 2009
16:55

Abram with Moishe going to get a bank loan to start their own business. Bank employee, has accepted an application for a loan, he says:
- If you will be denied credit, you will be notified by mail. If the end of the week you do not have any notification, it would mean that the loan you will be provided.
Losing sleep and appetite, my friends all week listening to every rustle at the door. But now 4 days later the postman comes to them and hands them an envelope. Abram, as more morally stable, opens the envelope, reads and tells Moshe:
- Your brother is dead.
Here they are in chorus:
- Thank God!
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Amazing body - the human brain: when we wake up in the morning, he begins to work hard and not stop until we arrived at work.
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The night, and near the Vladivostok administration quietly. But tomorrow, people will come again. No, they will not pay for, and to get in the face of a policeman and a court to get at least some money ...
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A beggar on a street corner:
- Help the unfortunate who has a wooden leg from birth ...
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Judge:
- Why did you hire a young lawyer?
Defendant:
- You see, I think that my process will be delayed.
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- And you believe a miscarriage of justice?
- And how! I myself twice released from custody ...
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In cells with lions zoo attendant says to his wife:
- I beg you, dear, did not suit me to a scene in front of them! What authority I would have them?
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Customers to view invoices by counsel:
- What it means: "Advice during a lunch break?
- Do not you remember? - Surprised a lawyer. - Then I advise you to order a fish fillet.
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- Mom, look, I'm strong, like my father, I too broke the pitchfork!
- You're not as strong, and the same stupid!
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The house came to a veteran team timurovtsi:
- Well, Dad, what you can help? SchA, instantly!
- Come on, son, until I cope! But the neighbor would face stuff! ...

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