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Jokes ... (October 23, 2009 Issue 1)

October 23 2009
05:52

Sexual life as "BLENDAMED" - for a year not a single new hole!
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- Why did cops do not like popsicle on a stick?
- That's because sho wand goes bad
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The screens out the new family horror film "Hello, I'm your mother-in-law!"
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Country life: love one woman, living with a second, sleeping with the third child from the fourth, fifth loves you, and the fifth - your mother ...
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Why policeman gun?
To defend his day's takings from other robbers.
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Every beautiful woman suffers from at least two diseases - megalomania and delusions of persecution.
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- Look, my grandson, there's going tu-tu!
- What are you, Grandma, this motorcycle IZH, the volume of a cylinder 175 cubic centimeters.
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After unsuccessful attempts to sex is not really a young couple lying in bed.
- My dear, do you remember what day it is?
- I remember 30 years from the date of our wedding.
- And why do not congratulate me?
- I tried but you see that did not happen.
- Well, at least, words ...
- Fuck you!
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In the Stone Age hunting was a sacred act, surrounded by secrecy and hidden from the eyes of the uninitiated. But even then there were vulgar, that the whole process of drawing on the walls ...
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- And you would have bought condoms with the logo of MicroSoft?
- I - no.
- Why?
- Yes, because he can perform unauthorized operation and will be minimized in most inappropriate for this moment!

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