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Jokes ... (August 23, 2009 Issue 3)

August 23 2009
16:01

- Girl, if I were a poet, I would devote your poems! If I were an artist, I would have written your portrait. But I am only a watchman at the
furniture factory, so I can offer you a bed.
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Man shares with a friend:
- Aquarium - my weakness. I can spend hours admiring exotic fish.
- And what it says on your wife?
- It's not her concern for what I do at work.
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Lesson. Maria Ivanovna shouted at Vovochku:
- Vovochka again foolishness maeshsya?!
- No, Maria Ivanovna, I gave up.
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In the children's perambulator with a baby lying next to the newspaper.
- Oh, what an amazing kid! - Admires the passer-old woman. - He was reading the newspaper?
- What are you! He was not a prodigy - the child's mother objected. - He has only solves puzzles.
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At the competition, "Camel Trophy" won the Ukrainian crew on a normal "Zaporozhets without engine. As explained athletes - so it is easier to push.
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... yesterday joined the militia. This work was - "do not hit
lying. "
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Literature in the Classroom Vovochka says an excerpt from Eugene Onegin:
- "If only I had hoped though rarely, at least once a week ..."
Maria Ivanovna:
- Well, Vovochka again, remember?
- No, I just think, what did a beautiful name - Hope.
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A guy comes home and seeing his wife with a friend in bed, pulls a gun and kills another. Wife climbs out of bed and said reproachfully:
- You're crazy! So without friends stay!
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I eat like two hours ago. There's like an hour ago. And now I want to eat.
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Who better to be: sklerotikom or marazmatik?
Sklerotikom. Forget that you - marazmatik.

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