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Jokes ... (May 23, 2009 Issue 1)

May 23 2009
05:07

If there was a doomsday, as would be reflected in the media ...

USA Today:
We have died.

The Wall Street Journal:
Dow Jones has fallen along with the end of the world

National Enquirer:
OJSimpson and Nicole: together again!

Playboy:
Girls of the Apocalypse

Microsoft Systems Journal:
Apple lost its market share!

Sports Illustrated:
GAME OVER

Rolling Stone:
THE GRATEFUL DEAD back together!

Readers Digest:
Bye

Discover Magazine:
As the disappearance of life impact on our understanding of the universe?

Lady's Home Journal:
Slow 5 kg to Judgement Day with our new diet, "Armageddon"!

America Online:
SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.

Microsoft's Web Site:
If you have not been destroyed, download patch RAPT666.EXE.

Sun web-site:
We have software that is free from problems
doomsday!
-------------------------------------------------- ----
Attending a meeting of the operational traffic police on eradication
vzyatnichestva in the ranks of employees.
Head of the platform:
- How best can encourage the driver never
not offering bribes inspector?
A voice from the audience:
- May, to allow him time on the red light go ?!!...
-------------------------------------------------- ----
- Givi, where are you such a long time been?
- At turma sat.
- How on turma "on the roof, or what?
- No, on the inside.
-------------------------------------------------- ----
- Givi, where are you such a long time been?
- At turma sat.
- How on turma "on the roof, or what?
- No, on the inside.
-------------------------------------------------- ----
Hotel. So the man says the corridor:
- My dear, I think I forgot an umbrella in his room. Run down-ka
Room 914: Look there in the corner behind the fireplace.
Elevator does not work and the bellhop sent to the 9-foot first floor.
After 10 minutes he returned, panting, sweating, and says:
- Sir, you were right. Umbrella stands where you said. Shall
bring?

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