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Jokes ... (September 22, 2009 Issue 3)

September 22 2009
16:51

In Russia the new holiday. Exactly halfway between the 23rd February and 1st of June. Just sopadaet the beginning of spring calling and called
"Children's Day of the Red Army."
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- Watson, buddy, have you prepared a large cage, as I asked you to? - Asked Sherlock Holmes.
- Cooked. But Holmes, explain to me why we need this cage?
- Good heavens, Watson, we're gentlemen! Ser Henry Baskerville with us paid?
- Paid!
- So, it's time to transport the dog to another swamp to another, Sir ...
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A sign on the door of the dental office:
"Smile!" Maybe you do it last time! "
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Impotence no one has yet died. True, no one is born ...
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It was such an old man, well, so deep that he had instead of sperm were spermatozavry.
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Homeless man finds a pitcher, opens it, the genie gets out there and says:
- Guessing every desire.
- I want that I had a house - a luxury villa on the Cote d'Azur, with marble columns ...
Then the genie he interrupts:
- What are you, stupid? Think though, that say, look what I did, I live!
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Speak two drunks. One asks:
- I wonder why I was given the nickname of Jinn? Probably because I'm a lot can?
- No, Jeanne, just as soon as someone begins to open the bottle, you are immediately available.
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A graduate of the law department is looking for work in a law office. There's a personnel manager conducts psychological testing:
- Look before you a picture on it shows three people floating in the sea, where a lot of sharks. You see, one of them in the hands of nothing: he is not afraid of sharks. The second huge knife in his hands - he is in case of an attack force to pay dearly for their lives. Third, that he took with him an underwater gun, such as bazookas. With whom do you associate yourself?
- With the third, of course!
- Unfortunately, you do not come to us: we need staff, associates with the sharks.
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Examination on the military department of parasitology biological faculty of Moscow State University.
- Student Rudich!
- I!
- Where is found pubic louse?
- On the forehead!
- Hmm ... And this is what then do you think? - Asked the colonel Zakharov, touching his nose.

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