You are here: 
Home / Humor
rss News rss Articles rss General

Jokes ... (September 22, 2009 Issue 3)

September 22 2009

In Russia the new holiday. Exactly halfway between the 23rd February and 1st of June. Just sopadaet the beginning of spring calling and called
"Children's Day of the Red Army."
-------------------------------------------------- ----
- Watson, buddy, have you prepared a large cage, as I asked you to? - Asked Sherlock Holmes.
- Cooked. But Holmes, explain to me why we need this cage?
- Good heavens, Watson, we're gentlemen! Ser Henry Baskerville with us paid?
- Paid!
- So, it's time to transport the dog to another swamp to another, Sir ...
-------------------------------------------------- ----
A sign on the door of the dental office:
"Smile!" Maybe you do it last time! "
-------------------------------------------------- ----
Impotence no one has yet died. True, no one is born ...
-------------------------------------------------- ----
It was such an old man, well, so deep that he had instead of sperm were spermatozavry.
-------------------------------------------------- ----
Homeless man finds a pitcher, opens it, the genie gets out there and says:
- Guessing every desire.
- I want that I had a house - a luxury villa on the Cote d'Azur, with marble columns ...
Then the genie he interrupts:
- What are you, stupid? Think though, that say, look what I did, I live!
-------------------------------------------------- ----
Speak two drunks. One asks:
- I wonder why I was given the nickname of Jinn? Probably because I'm a lot can?
- No, Jeanne, just as soon as someone begins to open the bottle, you are immediately available.
-------------------------------------------------- ----
A graduate of the law department is looking for work in a law office. There's a personnel manager conducts psychological testing:
- Look before you a picture on it shows three people floating in the sea, where a lot of sharks. You see, one of them in the hands of nothing: he is not afraid of sharks. The second huge knife in his hands - he is in case of an attack force to pay dearly for their lives. Third, that he took with him an underwater gun, such as bazookas. With whom do you associate yourself?
- With the third, of course!
- Unfortunately, you do not come to us: we need staff, associates with the sharks.
-------------------------------------------------- ----
Examination on the military department of parasitology biological faculty of Moscow State University.
- Student Rudich!
- I!
- Where is found pubic louse?
- On the forehead!
- Hmm ... And this is what then do you think? - Asked the colonel Zakharov, touching his nose.

Rating jokes on Fark.Ru

More anecdotes on Yoki.Ru

Print version

Photo Gallery
At this moment...

Week top publications
Popular reading
©2006-2020 All rights reserved display number of browses и visitors for 24 hour