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Jokes ... (September 22, 2009 Issue 2)

September 22 2009
11:50

You want to get into the virtual world, but you have no money to buy a computer? You do not like internet cafes? In this case, we offer you a new alternative means of access to the virtual world, the price - only 200 rubles per box.
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Ensign builds platoon and asked:
- Who is in possession of a knife, a step forward!
One soldier takes a step forward. Prapor:
- Well done, you get a 10-day vacation.
And on that same day, the soldiers went on leave.
Three days later Prapor again appeals to the platoon:
- Who is in possession of a knife, a step forward!
The platoon takes a step forward. Prapor:
- Well done, you go to peel potatoes.
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A man tells a friend:
- Once I was walking down the street at night drunk, did not notice sewer manhole and fell right in the shit.
- And the deep?
- According to the ankle.
- Ah, that's not scary.
- Do not tell me - I go headfirst down!
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- Mom, I'm at school all say that I am absent-minded, tell me, is not it?
- Boy, you're living in the house opposite.
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Drunk in the trash man walks down the street. Suddenly, right at him, from the gateway crashes three-headed, desyatilapoe, tysyachezuboe incredible monster of ugliness, with the explicit desire to devour the poor fellow. The monster opened his mouth all, spread out all legs, baring all his teeth and hangs over peasant.
A man threw back his head, stared at the monster, and spoke, braiding Language:
- A go-ka you on your Spielberg!
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The sad news about Kirkorov: Bunny threw mistress ...
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Why in the Arab countries Prohibition? - Instinct.
Imagine: you uzhralsya and creep up home on the horns.
And then you meet the ten women with a rolling pin!
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- I'm in the second part, the show is next week, and then OH! Spends on her hair, and there they are!
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- Vovochka that should make the defender of the Motherland in the first place?
- Protect yourself from the recruiting office!
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There are two friends.
- Regards, Vasya, what are you so sad?
- Yes you imagine, my wife today, had called an old goat!
- Come on, Vasya, is not that you're old.

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