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Jokes ... (April 22, 2009 Issue 1)

April 22 2009
05:56

- Yesterday, that does not smell of vodka, put an enema!
- Well, how?
- Today, legs shaking and ass cracks ...
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Change wife's mother to the snake. Pay the difference.
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- Tell me, dear, what would you say if he knew that I slept with your most
a close friend?
- Well, I would say that they never thought you were a lesbian.
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Doctor - patient:
- I looked at your tests and have to disappoint you: you have worms.
Patient (brother):
- Oh ... The diagnosis of some not patsansky. Tale me laugh!
Doctor:
- No problem! Write "Spectacled snake."
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- Tell me, can you look at the dog, took first place in
Competition watchdogs?
- No. Unfortunately, it was stolen the next night.
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A sure sign that you come up with age - you go to the drugstore and there
You ask:
- Wrap the condom in a gift box?
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Got to know a guy with a girlfriend. They came to her home.
Began to fuck.
She:
"I want the top.
He:
No, lower.
-Top.
-Bottom, I feel so comfortable.
-Why?
"Because I work in a morgue!
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If a cow calves, cats kotyatsya and dogs schenyatsya,
what do hamsters?
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- You are helping your wife?
- No, I do everything myself!
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Dragged into menturu suspicious man, began to question:
- My name is Peter Ivanovich Sidorov you?
- Aha!
- You were born August 29, 1955?
- Aha!
- In Tambov?
- Aha!
- Were shot by sentence of court a year ago?
- Uh-uh!
- Then I'm sorry, Oshibochka out. Do not you we are looking!

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