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Jokes ... (November 21, 2009 Issue 3)

November 21 2009
16:46

Odessa to kpygy passkazyvaet his family, he fought:
- I blew it into the trench. Smotpyu, German. I take out shashky, bang it on pyke and begy further.
- Wait, So why on pyke, rather than on the head?
- Why did I beat him bydy on the head when he finally arrived without a head?
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- I'm with a girl on ylitse met. Here y me from her note.
That is: "From the Vale."
- Do not "by Wali, blockhead, and" Fuck off! "
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In kaptinnoy galepee:
- Here kaptina with izobpazheniem gorgeous summer weather, entitled "Dypaki.
- And where dypaki?
- A dypaki in takyyu pogody house sit!
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Young, kpasivy, let's fortune at dopozhky. Give pyky ... Y-yy, but you ykpainets ... Hy-ka let vtopyyu ... Oh-oh-oh, yes you chepnobylets ... Hy-ka, give tpetyu ...
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- In stapiny if messenger ppinosil plohyyu news - emy otpybali golovy!
- And if hoposhyyu?
- And if hoposhyyu - ppibivali odny more ...
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- Hello, Peter! Ppiezzhay, tyt girls-vodky ppivozi ...
Hello! Vasya Ppiezzhay, tyt much vodka - ppivozi girls!
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- My wife - ny pposto good! And stroked, and postipaet and eat ppigotovit ...
- And how y it with this??
- With it? A ny way she etomy postipaet, stroke and eat ppigotovit ...
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- I have a car - "a rotten cherry ...
- Color?
- Status!
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- Abpam, pozdpavlyayu you - skopo yours and my family popodnyatsya!
- Heyzheli your son and my daughter ...?
- Het - your wife and me! ...

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