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Jokes ... (November 21, 2009 Issue 1)

November 21 2009
05:44

Question:
- Is it possible to cheaply love happily ever after?
Answer:
- Cheaply you can only happily fuck.
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Philosophical question
Why are so attracted nude female nature?
There it is one place where there are both our past, present and future.
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Asthmatic complains to the doctor:
- I'm allergic to grass.
- And how do you get out of this situation?
- Kolyus.
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Newspaper ad:
Yesterday in the area of the station was at a dog, a Doberman, male, black.
Boss, tell your damn kobelyuke - finally, let fall behind!
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Came the gray wolf to her grandmother on a visit, well, the script had eaten it. Dressed her belongings and went to bed. Where does he have known that his grandmother so temperamental grandpa!
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WHY DOGS BETTER THAN WIFE
1. The later you are, the more your dog happy.
2. The dog always forgive you what you're playing with another dog.
3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs do not hate her.
4. Dog completely ignores the fact that you called her name as another dog.
5. The mood of the dog does not change during the month.
6. The dog likes it when you throw on the floor a lot of things.
7. A dog's parents never come to visit.
8. Dogs do not hate my body.
9. Dogs agree with the fact that sometimes in order, so she'll understand, it is necessary to raise their voice.
10. Dogs love to prowl the streets, not in your pockets or in your desk.
11. Dogs rarely live longer than us.
12. Dogs can not talk.
13. Dogs like to be petted by everyone on the street.
14. The dog should never wait - she is ready to output 24 hours a day.
15. When you are drunk, the dog finds you awesome.
16. Dogs like to go hunting.
17. Rarely happens that your dog takes another guy.
18. If you're bringing home another dog, your dog happy to play with both of you.
19. The dog will not wake you up at night and asks: "After my death you zavedesh get another dog? "
20. If you pretend blind dog can stay in your hotel room for free.
21. If your dog will have children, you easily can put an ad in the newspaper and sell them.
22. A dog can wear on her collar and does not think you're a pervert.
23. Dog will not deny you that you requirest from it, as long as you do not buy her a new coat.
24. If the dog sniff of you smell the other dog, she does not get mad, just interested.
25. During a trip in the car dog never grumbles that it would be necessary to include an air conditioner or stove.
26. In the important decisions are not guided by a dog magazine articles.
27. When the dog grew old, it can be put to sleep.
28. Dogs like to ride in a truck.
29. If the dog leaves, it will not take half of your property!

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