You are here: 
Home / Humor
 /
rss News rss Articles rss General
Humor

Jokes ... (August 21, 2009 Issue 1)

August 21 2009
05:50

In the shops of the city received a new toy - a mass of uranium Pokemon 1 / 500 critical.
Gather them together ...
-------------------------------------------------- ----
American woman married to a policeman and a friend complained that her husband does not suit. She wonders:
- But you previously acquainted with its physical data on the questionnaire?
- Yes, acquainted ... But I was confident that the 9 mm - this is the caliber of his gun ...
-------------------------------------------------- ----
Resorted to Piglet Eeyore and says:
- There owl gave birth to your children ...
- Ah, you pig, perforated ball slipped!
-------------------------------------------------- ----
Two old men chatting on a bench:
- That's bad luck! Yesterday accidentally touched the mirror - and it broke. Now, seven years of failure to prosecute will be.
- Nothing of the sort! Now I have a neighbor broke a mirror, so it just over a year tram moved.
-------------------------------------------------- ----
The kid tells classmates:
- Dad went to the North for the big money.
- Well, cho, brought?
- Yeah, he brought. Here's a roll! He was nowhere to take.
-------------------------------------------------- ----
Flying close to the new parachutes Abram and Moishe.
Abram says:
- How should you take a parachute?
- Over a thousand bucks!
- Wow! And I'm twice as dese-e-ee --- e ---- e .......!!!!!!!!!
-------------------------------------------------- ----
Meet Said and Sukhov. Saeed and said:
- Listen, Fedor, if you meet Javdet not touch him - he's mine.
- Well Said, we're with you friends. So many things survived. Of course not touch. I swear!
- Listen, Fedor, if you meet sheep, do not touch them - they're mine.
- Well Said, we're with you friends. So many things survived. Of course not touch. I swear!
- Listen, Fedor, if you meet my wife, do not touch it - it's mine.
- Well Said ... Yes I can it has not yet met!
-------------------------------------------------- ----
- Here are the costume gibededeshnika clearly emphasizes its image among the people.
- And what skirt? Why do lips dyed?
- What you are experiencing the first word after you close the car door after a penalty?
-------------------------------------------------- ----
- I was naked from the waist up.
- Top or bottom?
- On both sides.
-------------------------------------------------- ----
- Tell me, John - what a wife you prefer - the gaunt and ill-tempered or a fat and happy?
- And how many pounds you must add to be gay?

Rating jokes on Fark.Ru

More anecdotes on Yoki.Ru

Print version

Photo Gallery
At this moment...
Photo

Week top publications
Popular reading
©2006-2019 All rights reserved
liveinternet.ru: display number of browses и visitors for 24 hour