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Jokes ... (July 21, 2009 Issue 2)

July 21 2009
11:46

It is useful to know.
Overdose of Viagra leads to frequent headaches in women.
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Obstetrician takes birth from a woman who must give birth to twins. The first child is born without any problems. Obstetrician takes him in her arms, light slap on the pope - and baby cries. But here's the second child does not go. An hour passes, two ... Nurse midwife says that it's time to go to dinner, and leaves. Immediately after he left the nurse sees the first protruding handle a second child and show her a sign to approach. It fits. Then head protrudes, and the child asks in a whisper:
- Well, this went sadyuga, which beats the ass?
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U researcher gave birth to twins. He baptized one and the other left as a control.
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A man comes to the doctor and complains of insomnia, said that no sleeping pills do not help him. Then the doctor says to him:
- Then take here these candles. It is very effective.
A man, although very skeptical, yet takes candles and leaves. The next day he comes to the office with a fresh and relaxed look and says:
- Thank you, doctor, these candles really been very effective - they take effect so quickly that when I awoke, I found that not even had time to remove your finger from the anus!
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Board of fashionable women: Black shoes with flat soles are a balding low
men.
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- Doctor, today I looked in the mirror and noticed that I have one eye differs from another.
- What is it?
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- Girl, you can kiss?
- You can!
- And you can fuck?
- I do not let anyone into his inner world!
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If your mailbox for you have found a letter in the title of which have the word "agenda" and "recruitment office" - delete it without opening.
It contains a dangerous virus that can rob you of the Internet and computer for 2 years.
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- Girl! Do you give?
- No! I just take it.

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