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Jokes ... (June 21, 2009 Issue 3)

June 21 2009
16:53

Money is beginning to end, then end up begin!
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As soon as the bus entered the pretty blonde in a short skirt and all the men immediately turned to her his views. The girl wanted to sit down, but this time the bus braked sharply and the girl, lost his balance and trying to grab the back of the seat, accidentally slapped her hand over her cheek seated beside a young man. Shamefaced, she began to apologize, but a neighbor stopped her and smiled and said:
- Do not worry, girl. For what I thought, looking at you, I deserve more robust slapping.
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The hostess barely had time to throw on a bathrobe, walked into the room like a servant.
- Louis! Why do not you knock? And suddenly I undressed!
- Do not worry, madam, - assured her servant - before entering,
I always look in the keyhole.
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Announcement: Lechy interrupts sober for at domy.
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And then the golden govopit pyba stapiku:
- Granddaddy, at your neighbor's only one crustal, and you have tpety paz p.posite,
that she died.
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- Hello, I am a mother Sidorov Vova, you called me?
- Hello dearest Olga, seated, mercy
I ask. Your son recently, how would it put it more precisely,
some lohanuty became inhibitory. Ha lessons for the market does not respond,
driving something that performs occasionally, and sometimes none at all about anything
you'll excuse me, for God's sake!
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- Why baumantsy in the dark love not do?
- Manuals are not visible!
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Call to dve.p. Opens a worn rumpled man with lupus eyes
pale, all in chepnom, face deppessnyak pposto written.
Bezpazlichno smotpit on call - gay zhiznepadostnogo pumyanogo
zdopovyaka with ppotivogazom and two tanks behind him. Zdopovyak
vopposhaet:
- Do you have kpysy?
- Het ...
- And the bugs?
- Het I have bedbugs ...
- Well and at least tapakany there?
- Het. I do live alone ...
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There are two friends. One friend says:
- Look what I got myself through binoculars! Steep, Japanese ...
- Give me to look ... But what he, in hell, Japanese, ordinary Chinese shit.
- Bullshit? And I, by the way, yesterday was looking through it in your window, and very clearly saw how you had sex with his wife. That, once you say bullshit?
- Of course, bullshit, otherwise you would see that it was your wife.
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Girls, if you do not want your figure, come to us!
We are quite satisfied with it!

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