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Jokes ... (June 21, 2009 Issue 1)

June 21 2009
05:49

In Russia smokes every second man and every sixth woman, so that
if you smoke, then sort it out yourself who you are, the second man or a sixth
woman.
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In the convent break three bullies and say:
- Now we will all take turns fuck!
One of the newly arrived nuns overshadows all others and
says:
- Lift me, but I beg you, do not touch anyone else!
Superior:
- Sister Mary, do not be so selfish!
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One woman, who did not manage to get pregnant, says her
friend who has the same problem:
- Remember Lenka, who is also not pregnant? So, she says,
that spent a week in a monastery, and now she's pregnant!
- Really? Can not be!
- It's true. She says that she prayed all week, and the prayer "Ave
Maria helped her!
- That's right, and we go to this monastery.
The next day they come knocking at the gates of the monastery, and they
opens up a nun. Her friends tell her:
- Sister in your monastery has recently been our friend Elena, who
could not get pregnant, and she said she helped "Ave Maria."
Nun:
- No, it's not "Ave Maria" and the Lord's Prayer, but he is now on vacation.
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The instructor is giving a lecture at school of drivers:
- Wood, fellow students, it is a plant that twenty years
can stand in one place, and then suddenly turns right in front of
radiator!
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The first tourist, Dennis Tito, astronaut, on returning from space, giving an interview.
He asked:
- What Russian phrases you have learned during the flight?
- "Thank you" "please" and "Where are you bastard hands suesh"!
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Vegetarians do not eat animals.
Those bastards eat around them.
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"I wonder what he would say when he finds out?"
- Honey, it seems, you will soon become the Pope!
- Who do you nayabednichal? Nothing I have with my secretary was not there!
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The father tells his son:
- Son, if thou wanker, go blind!
- Dad, well I can do that, at least until such time as
when I need glasses?
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There are two gay. One friend says:
- Well, let's go fuck?
- No, I can not wait for the guy with the army!

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