Jokes ... (May 21, 2009 Issue 3)

May 21 2009

16:53

Programmer sitting at a bar drinking beer. Suitable girl says so
flirty:
- Young man, do not tell the time?
The programmer looks at a girl who hate the dull look and says,
holding times:
- Look SAMA, everything written!
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We want to acquaint themselves with two cute lastachkami ...
Signed: Two cute flipper.
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Quit smoking himself, throw another smoke.
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The teacher praises the work of Lisa puts her pyaterku and promises to read
ee job at the parent meeting. A week after the meeting of Girl
suited to the teacher:
- Maria Ivanovna, in the essay I had one mistake ...
- What are you, baby, Vse right!
- No. I wrote "I love gruel" instead of "cat" and remained silent when
you put me five. And now my mom every morning cereal feeds.
I can not. Let's say her the truth!
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Beggar knocking at the door, asked for anything from clothing. The hostess gives him
old husband's pants:
- They are still quite good, so only a few holes. They are darn -
hour, not more.
- Well, I did a chasochek race?
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The owners of posh villas go and hang a sign on the gate:
WARNING, VERY Angry Dogs!
Come - villa was robbed at the gate hangs a paper:
WHY IN THE DOG slanders?
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In psycho. Hospital doctor asks Nurses:
- How are our patients?
- Well, - she replied - there shifts.
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Night. In bed, his wife, lived together for 10 years.
- Honey, would you still love me?
- No. I had already finished.
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Examination on biological faculty. In the back row
Caucasian student read the questions on the ticket and whispers Russian neighbor:
- John, Joe, and INTO takoe belka?
- A rodent ... - Vasya whispers. - See page 20 ...
Caucasian nods, looks back and whispers:
- Vasya ... And then Nat pro syntez belka!