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Jokes ... (April 21, 2009 Issue 1)

April 21 2009
05:25

A guy comes in mentovku says:
- I'm with you here was yesterday ... Statement also wrote that I have hijacked a wheelbarrow ...
Duty:
- So what?
- Yes here I want to pick it up!
- Why is that?
- Yes, find a car, a wife to her about his business went.
- Come on, man, not a port records! We have already caught the thieves!
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Man and a woman lie in bed. Lie long.
A woman can not stand:
- You know one of you must finally stand up!
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- Girl, let's meet you!
- Well!
- I - Denis. I once saw you, knew at once: For your sake I am ready to go anywhere!
- Well!
- What do "well"? Where shall we go?
- Do not go, and go ...
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- Why did the elephant have a tail?
- To the elephant did not end abruptly.
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- Is it true that with age, cerebral cortex are gradually moving
in the wrinkles on the face?
- True. Therefore, older Americans are so good looking.
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Popular features:
Know that before the rain ants quickly run on an anthill
close all entrances and exits and softly foul.
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One friend tells another:
- Now take off clothes to dry. Suddenly, a neighbor said to me - I supposedly said,
that you have a linen wears out faster than a kitchen towel.
What is it?
- In short, she wanted to tell you what to do less stupid blunder
and more - of the household.
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One Frenchman asked:
- You like more? Wine or women?
To which he replied:
- It depends on the model year.
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From the interview:
- Do you think it is possible in principle to defeat prostitution?
- Deal with it can, but can not be defeated.
- Why?
- Oh, just shortly after each victory again somehow pulls into the fray.
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He:
- Honey, We're married 10 years and you is gentle with me only
When you need money ...
She:
- And that happens often enough?

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